An Expensive Test

Date: 18-06-2011 6:23 pm (12 years ago) | Author: aadex kebella
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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" ,

"DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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- 50scent at 18-06-2011 06:43 PM (12 years ago)
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- DaCutest at 18-06-2011 06:48 PM (12 years ago)
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- mallorca at 18-06-2011 06:51 PM (12 years ago)
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- 50scent at 18-06-2011 07:08 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
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- DaCutest at 18-06-2011 07:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Undecided
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- 50scent at 18-06-2011 07:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
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u r cute Wink Wink Wink
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- DaCutest at 18-06-2011 07:26 PM (12 years ago)
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- federico at 18-06-2011 08:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin  hahaha..na him wife go dey drink speam
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50 kobo again
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- 50scent at 20-06-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago)
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- DaCutest at 20-06-2011 01:54 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
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- 50scent at 20-06-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago)
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- solid_solid at 20-06-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago)
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- Fashalyn at 20-06-2011 06:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 18-06-2011 06:23 PM
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" ,

"DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
50 warris the meaning of this?
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