tell children the truth

Date: 17-12-2008 1:54 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Temitope Sadik
- at 17-12-2008 01:54 PM (15 years ago)
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d day b4 thanks giving, this lil boy heard his mum & dad fighting. d husband said 2 his wife, "U stupid bitch, u have floppy tits" she wasnt about about 2 b outdone & said "well u have a crooked privates, u bastard" d lil boy heard all word dey said. after dey were done fighting, he went up 2 d mum & asked her wot bitches & bastards were. she told him dey were pple. den he asked wot crooked dicks and floppy tits were. she told him dey were coats and hats. d lil boy accepted both answer n went his way
d next day, dey were getting ready 4 a huge feast wit friends & family. d lil boy went up where his dad was shaving. d dad cut himself & said "shit!" wel once again, d boy started asking questions & asked wot "shit" means. d dad told him dat it was "shaving cream". d boy accepted dis answer & went downstairs where his mum was stuffing turkey. wen d mum cut herself with a knife, she said"f*ck!" d boy once again asked wot "f*ck" was and she told him it was "stuffing" about that time, d door bell rang.
wen d lil boy went 2 answer d door, it was his grandparents. upon opening the door, d lil boy said "hi bitches and bastards. let me take your crooked dicks and floppy tits 4 u. dad's upstairs putting shit on his face and mum's in d kitchen f*cking the turkey"

Posted: at 17-12-2008 01:54 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Pires07 at 17-12-2008 02:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Imao, i've read it sumwhere b4. All d same it's cool.
Posted: at 17-12-2008 02:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennycynth at 17-12-2008 02:30 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 17-12-2008 02:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmie at 17-12-2008 03:09 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL! i've not seen this b4
Posted: at 17-12-2008 03:09 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kennycynth at 17-12-2008 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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check very well
Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 17-12-2008 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-12-2008 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josfeem at 18-12-2008 12:40 AM (15 years ago)
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ve nt seen this b4.its a nice one
 
Posted: at 18-12-2008 12:40 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gardner at 18-12-2008 11:46 AM (15 years ago)
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u tried jare, it's cool.
Posted: at 18-12-2008 11:46 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- morgrawl231 at 16-04-2016 03:36 PM (8 years ago)
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LMAO,,,,,,
Posted: at 16-04-2016 03:36 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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