NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were all ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to Monkey One. Do your stuff.'' At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off. Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff.'' At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle seperated from the empty fuel tanks. Another two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to the astronaut...'' At this the astronaut shouted ''I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything.''
Posted: at 18-07-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
sexsyguy at 18-07-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago) (m)
she means say the monkey bata pass ur prick
Posted: at 18-07-2011 12:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
olooworlay at 18-07-2011 11:38 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: precious44 on 18-07-2011 11:20 AM
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were all ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to Monkey One. Do your stuff.'' At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off. Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff.'' At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle seperated from the empty fuel tanks. Another two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, ''This is mission control to the astronaut...'' At this the astronaut shouted ''I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything.''
a gud 1 u've got
Posted: at 18-07-2011 11:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
rayspeed at 19-07-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: terryworld on 18-07-2011 11:33 PM
posta u fit post dis joke again? I no undastand oo
she dey try talk sey monkey beta pass u, so ur work nah to feed ram d monkey and mak u touch anytin d monkey touch, bcos sey d monkey na superior to u!
I AM COOLER THAN....... SOWRI I AM HOTTER THAN FIRE!!!
Posted: at 19-07-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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