Taxi driver

Date: 20-07-2011 12:22 pm (13 years ago) | Author: precious44
- at 20-07-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago)
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.


Posted: at 20-07-2011 12:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- precious44 at 20-07-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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So why u com laugh na?
Posted: at 20-07-2011 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 20-07-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe nice one!
Posted: at 20-07-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 20-07-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-07-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 20-07-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 20-07-2011 03:07 PM
i laf bcos e funny

cheiii na cute toaster Grin
Posted: at 20-07-2011 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ayenifisayo at 20-07-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago)
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nyc1
Posted: at 20-07-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mercies at 20-07-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 20-07-2011 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 21-07-2011 01:13 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 21-07-2011 01:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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