GRAMARIAN

Date: 21-07-2011 4:51 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Moloson U. O
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- at 21-07-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago)
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A gramarian woke up one morning and discovered his house on fire,He quickly took his phone and dialled the Fire service/fighter but instead of explaining the situation in a lame man's English he succeeded in confusing the receptionist: Read on!
GRAMARIAN: Is that the Combustion officer? Please gravitate here with the tremendious aclaration alarcrity, A gigantic conflagration has engolfed my domiciliary Habitation.
RECEPTIONIST: Excuse me sir I think a mad man is on the phone.

Posted: at 21-07-2011 04:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- jossy4reall at 21-07-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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U are welcome Mr Gramarian
Posted: at 21-07-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 21-07-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Sooooooo Huh?
Posted: at 21-07-2011 05:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-07-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahahahaha mad man
Posted: at 21-07-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 21-07-2011 06:54 PM (12 years ago)
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huh? Cheesy
Posted: at 21-07-2011 06:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 21-07-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
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 Sad Sad
Posted: at 21-07-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-07-2011 07:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 21-07-2011 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 21-07-2011 07:20 PM (12 years ago)
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poster *I salute* your joke is yeyefied Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-07-2011 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 21-07-2011 07:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 21-07-2011 07:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-07-2011 07:52 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 21-07-2011 07:52 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Splendidndy at 21-07-2011 09:55 PM (12 years ago)
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USE OF ENGLISH
Posted: at 21-07-2011 09:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 21-07-2011 10:18 PM (12 years ago)
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season 1
Posted: at 21-07-2011 10:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 21-07-2011 10:19 PM (12 years ago)
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season 1
Posted: at 21-07-2011 10:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- aburodebby at 22-07-2011 09:45 AM (12 years ago)
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season one
Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:45 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jackson4real at 22-07-2011 09:53 AM (12 years ago)
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from the archives  Grin
Posted: at 22-07-2011 09:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 22-07-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 22-07-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra-marbel at 22-07-2011 01:11 PM (12 years ago)
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mmmmmssshhwww
Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:11 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 22-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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hope say his domiciliary habitation burn reach ground finish Huh?
Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 22-07-2011 01:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Sheree on 22-07-2011 01:18 PM
hope say his domiciliary habitation burn reach ground finish Huh?

Long time sweetie  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 22-07-2011 01:27 PM (12 years ago)
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hi 50, how are you? how's the voting coming?
Posted: at 22-07-2011 01:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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