Birthday gift

Date: 26-07-2011 11:18 am (12 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
- at 26-07-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was $250."$250.", the man said. "Well what does he do?"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk."He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."The man then asked what the second parrot cost. The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000, but is an expert computer programmer.
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.The clerk replied, "$1,000."Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything. But the other two call him " BOSS"!!

Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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not even sexy  Grin
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago)
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hey stephen  Cool
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 11:53 AM (12 years ago)
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stephen153 I'm fine baby,
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:53 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kasiemobi at 26-07-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago)
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Na so u wan chase man? Okay, d tin be say u get fine honeypot?
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:00 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-07-2011 03:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 26-07-2011 03:00 PM
Na so u wan chase man? Okay, d tin be say u get fine honeypot?
na man nor be woman..hin name na eddie..na just picture dey there
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chiluvsky at 26-07-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Adikpe at 26-07-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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nice joke there!!!
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- precious44 at 26-07-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 26-07-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sandra-marbel at 26-07-2011 05:17 PM (12 years ago)
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fair shaa
Posted: at 26-07-2011 05:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 07:06 PM (12 years ago)
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i laff small
Posted: at 26-07-2011 07:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 26-07-2011 09:58 PM (12 years ago)
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D woman no  try at all,,,,,,,,,,,,C as she take drop shit 4 Federico hand,,,,, hmm
Posted: at 26-07-2011 09:58 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 26-07-2011 10:03 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-07-2011 09:58 PM
D woman no  try at all,,,,,,,,,,,,C as she take drop shit 4 Federico hand,,,,, hmm

Sorry not 4 dis post
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago)
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hehe nice joke
Posted: at 27-07-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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