Romantic stroll

Date: 26-07-2011 11:21 am (12 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
- at 26-07-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God Mary. have you changed your sex?"
"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead."

Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago)
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nice try dude Cool
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:26 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Adikpe at 26-07-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago)
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Pb4, though not funny.
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:30 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago)
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hey adikpe
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 26-07-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Adikpe on 26-07-2011 11:30 AM
Pb4, though not funny.
Where? Shocked Huh?
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 11:52 AM (12 years ago)
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i'm on couch waiting for it stephen  Cheesy
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:52 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sheree at 26-07-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 26-07-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- eddiefuck at 26-07-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago)
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sheree are u in doubt
Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 26-07-2011 12:28 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Undecided
Posted: at 26-07-2011 12:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- honeybee2012 at 26-07-2011 01:38 PM (12 years ago)
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ITS NOT FUNNY BUT ITS FUNNY!! Tongue
Posted: at 26-07-2011 01:38 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sandra-marbel at 26-07-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-07-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 26-07-2011 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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C joke
Posted: at 26-07-2011 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 26-07-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago)
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C jujuman
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chiluvsky at 26-07-2011 03:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 26-07-2011 03:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoladey at 26-07-2011 07:21 PM (12 years ago)
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i no even laff
Posted: at 26-07-2011 07:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 26-07-2011 10:00 PM (12 years ago)
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D woman no  try at all,,,,,,,,,,,,C as she take drop shit 4 Federico hand,,,,, hmm
Posted: at 26-07-2011 10:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 27-07-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 27-07-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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