HOW OLD AM I?

Date: 21-12-2008 9:27 am (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 21-12-2008 09:27 AM (15 years ago)
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A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference."

The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."

The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don`t want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!"

Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real thing."

A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that`s really far out what you can do. Try this one."

The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!"

The drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"


Posted: at 21-12-2008 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 21-12-2008 05:24 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin ;Dvery funny
na for piss dem dey know person age?
Posted: at 21-12-2008 05:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 21-12-2008 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 21-12-2008 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 22-12-2008 04:38 AM (15 years ago)
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dat kind thing Grin Cheesy Grin
Posted: at 22-12-2008 04:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 04:45 AM (15 years ago)
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abi now
Posted: at 22-12-2008 04:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- horace at 22-12-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 22-12-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 22-12-2008 05:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 22-12-2008 04:38 AM
dat kind thing Grin Cheesy Grin
which kind thing?
Posted: at 22-12-2008 05:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yeye89 at 22-12-2008 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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ewww...that's just disgusting

Posted: at 22-12-2008 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 08:31 PM (15 years ago)
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I hope you didn't taste it
Posted: at 22-12-2008 08:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 23-12-2008 05:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: horace on 22-12-2008 03:15 PM
very funny

tanx for the applause...  Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 23-12-2008 05:46 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 23-12-2008 07:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 22-12-2008 05:25 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 22-12-2008 04:38 AM
dat kind thing Grin Cheesy Grin
which kind thing?

rezi ur brain too dey run for speed lane always... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 23-12-2008 07:40 AM (15 years ago)
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abi now
Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 23-12-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

Posted: at 23-12-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 23-12-2008 02:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 23-12-2008 07:14 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 22-12-2008 05:25 PM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on 22-12-2008 04:38 AM
dat kind thing Grin Cheesy Grin
which kind thing?

rezi ur brain too dey run for speed lane always... Grin Grin Grin
u suppose know na. i be fast guy. no dulling Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2008 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 23-12-2008 07:21 PM (15 years ago)
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d way u guys dey hail her,her head go swell burst 1 of these days
Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:21 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- josfeem at 23-12-2008 11:13 PM (15 years ago)
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worth a nice one keep it op Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-12-2008 11:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 24-12-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: HIGHD on 23-12-2008 07:21 PM
d way u guys dey hail her,her head go swell burst 1 of these days

jealousy dey purge belle oo.. Grin
Posted: at 24-12-2008 10:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 24-12-2008 02:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Make u give am toilet
Posted: at 24-12-2008 02:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mushabc at 24-12-2008 02:47 PM (15 years ago)
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24
Posted: at 24-12-2008 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 24-12-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago)
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which one b 24
Posted: at 24-12-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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