Where is the Library?

Date: 01-08-2011 10:29 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, "Excuse me young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?"
The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, "I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition! "
The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, "I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, you big jerk?"

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- Skypon2002 at 6-08-2011 10:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on  1-08-2011 10:29 PM
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, "Excuse me young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?"
The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, "I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition! "
The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, "I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, you big jerk?"

and what did the student say, in response?
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- omoladey at 6-08-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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- jeffrey4u at 7-08-2011 02:00 AM (12 years ago)
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wat question i for ask give u?
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