Congratulations

Date: 02-08-2011 11:30 am (13 years ago) | Author: Mba Creammy Chuks (Chun Chon
- at 2-08-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago)
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A car is crossing a large bridge when a policeman pulls him over.

“Congratulations!” the officer says. “This is the 250,000th car to cross this bridge and you’ve won $250,000.”

“Great!” the man says, “Now I can finally get my drivers-license!”

His wife, sitting next to him hits him on the head and says to the officer, “Don’t mind him, he always lies like this when he’s drunk!”

And Grandma, who was sleeping in the back of the car, finally wakes up and yells to the man and woman:
“See ? I told you, you’ll never get far in a stolen car !”

Posted: at 2-08-2011 11:30 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- josiahlawson at 2-08-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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good 1  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
BOkoboko
Posted: at 2-08-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 2-08-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago)
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lemix
Posted: at 2-08-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- koliano4me at 2-08-2011 05:34 PM (13 years ago)
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9ICE 1.....................KEEP IT UP Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 2-08-2011 05:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 2-08-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny but pb4
Posted: at 2-08-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- signaler at 2-08-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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ha!
Posted: at 2-08-2011 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- fibs at 2-08-2011 07:15 PM (13 years ago)
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indeed
Posted: at 2-08-2011 07:15 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 2-08-2011 08:21 PM (13 years ago)
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interesting........
Posted: at 2-08-2011 08:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 3-08-2011 06:58 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 3-08-2011 06:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaytee01 at 3-08-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago)
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d Grandma sef na wah
se na evri tin she suppose talk

@poster kip it up
Posted: at 3-08-2011 10:19 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- precious44 at 3-08-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago)
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i dey com
Posted: at 3-08-2011 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 3-08-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago)
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busted
haha
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Posted: at 3-08-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftyinka at 3-08-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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FUNNY  Grin
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- sexsyguy at 3-08-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago)
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in deed
Posted: at 3-08-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 3-08-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kaytee01 on  3-08-2011 10:19 AM
d Grandma sef na wah
se na evri tin she suppose talk

@poster kip it up
thats y she is a grandma,whose mouth suppose to be running like tap..
Posted: at 3-08-2011 05:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 5-08-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 5-08-2011 06:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 22-09-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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hisssssssssssssssss
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- Estheraremu at 22-09-2011 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: giftyinka on  3-08-2011 02:24 PM
FUNNY  Grin

are u here Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- Estheraremu at 22-09-2011 12:59 PM (13 years ago)
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BOKO HARAM Grin Grin Grin Grin
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- queenrukky at 22-09-2011 01:03 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
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