If You Love Someone

Date: 02-08-2011 12:54 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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- at 2-08-2011 12:54 PM (12 years ago)
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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.... .

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.

Psychologist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

Posted: at 2-08-2011 12:54 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- josiahlawson at 2-08-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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good 1
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- precious44 at 2-08-2011 01:07 PM (12 years ago)
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love story
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kahyordey at 2-08-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago)
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well,datz just a cooked up one !
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:16 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 2-08-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 2-08-2011 01:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DHash at 2-08-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago)
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My Monitor is having a problem i can't read.
Posted: at 2-08-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 2-08-2011 08:33 PM (12 years ago)
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interesting
Posted: at 2-08-2011 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 11:29 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 22-08-2011 11:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 23-08-2011 12:07 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-08-2011 12:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 23-08-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 23-08-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-08-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 23-08-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 01:09 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 23-08-2011 01:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 23-08-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-08-2011 01:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-08-2011 02:00 PM (12 years ago)
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why u sealed  ur sweet lips?
Posted: at 23-08-2011 02:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 23-08-2011 02:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-08-2011 02:00 PM
why u sealed  ur sweet lips?
u don lick d lips b4?
Posted: at 23-08-2011 02:10 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 23-08-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago)
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see question ooo,na wetin i just finished licking now
Posted: at 23-08-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 23-08-2011 02:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-08-2011 02:00 PM
why u sealed  ur sweet lips?
Cheesy
Posted: at 23-08-2011 02:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 23-08-2011 02:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 23-08-2011 02:10 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 23-08-2011 02:00 PM
why u sealed  ur sweet lips?
u don lick d lips b4?
Embarrassed Embarrassed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-08-2011 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 23-08-2011 02:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-08-2011 02:14 PM
see question ooo,na wetin i just finished licking now
Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 23-08-2011 02:43 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 23-08-2011 02:51 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehhe are u surpised Kiss Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-08-2011 02:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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