marketing redefined

Did he simplify it enough?

A Professor at a lecture in INDIA was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her Telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's Public Relations

5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hehehe market concepts

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Posted: at 10-08-2011 02:04 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

ok business tycoon, i agree

Posted: at 11-08-2011 10:13 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

gud for market

Posted: at 12-08-2011 12:22 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

am loving it

Posted: at 13-08-2011 01:04 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 13-08-2011 12:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac