Anoda Story!!

Date: 11-08-2011 11:58 am (12 years ago) | Author: Stanley Theo
- at 11-08-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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One Oyinbo guy Enters 1 bank in Abj wit d intension 2 see d Manager..

Oyinbo... hello! Madam, can i  see ua phyukin manager plzz.

Cashier:... Sir,we don't use such words here.dis is a bankin hall plzz.

Oyinbo:...wat d phyuk are u tellin me,i want 2 see ua phyukin manager,ua tellin me phyukin rubbish!

Cashier:...sir,plz u can't use such words here,it's a bankin hall.

Oyinbo:... phyuk u men,i wanna see ua phyukin manager,ua tellin me dis is a bankin hall!! Wat d phyuk are u talkin abt??

Cashier:.. Plz sir,am afriad,i might ask u to leave.

Oyinbo:..u wanna do wat? phyuk u!
             D Manager came down,
Manager:..sir,wats seemz 2b the problem??

Oyinbo:... Are u the phyukin manager?,if ua d phyukin manager,get out of my phyukin face.

Manager:.. Sir,we don't use such words here!!

Oyinbo:...phyuk all u niggers men,cos i wanted 2 open account wit $2million in diz phyukin bank,phyuk all u niggerz!

Manager:.... Sir,come! Wat did u said??

Oyinbo:.. I wanted 2 open account wit $2million,u ppl r tellin me phyukin rubbish!

Manager:... $2million?? Wat was diz phyukin gal tellin u? Am emejuru d phyukin manager,lets go 2my phyukin office sir!

Posted: at 11-08-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- jossy4reall at 11-08-2011 12:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Bros na basket mouth get dis joke naa

Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- fullbatttery at 11-08-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago)
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phyuking joke...
Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Deffney at 11-08-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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so na emejuru go fear $ abi? Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-08-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 11-08-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 11-08-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 11-08-2011 02:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Still waiting for the joke

Posted: at 11-08-2011 02:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 11-08-2011 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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dis is phyuking 4ny. I cant believe i phyuking laughed

Posted: at 11-08-2011 04:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 11-08-2011 04:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Because you are phyuking stupid

Posted: at 11-08-2011 04:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 11-08-2011 05:06 PM (12 years ago)
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yea,cos u are phyuking dumb and ur brain is a phyuking waste....

Posted: at 11-08-2011 05:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 11-08-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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naaaaaaaa soon someone get pregnant here Cheesy

Posted: at 11-08-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 11-08-2011 06:44 PM (12 years ago)
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cos of amount grammar changed
Posted: at 11-08-2011 06:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 12-08-2011 12:50 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 12-08-2011 12:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 12-08-2011 10:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 11-08-2011 05:23 PM
naaaaaaaa soon someone get pregnant here Cheesy
No aunty, somebody will get injured here by me.

Posted: at 12-08-2011 10:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chy4mc at 12-08-2011 10:34 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin lol
Posted: at 12-08-2011 10:34 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Chy4mc at 12-08-2011 10:35 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin lol
Posted: at 12-08-2011 10:35 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 14-08-2011 01:55 AM (12 years ago)
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we don c ur teeth naaaaaaaaa

Posted: at 14-08-2011 01:55 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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