Stolen Horse

Date: 24-12-2008 9:16 pm (15 years ago) | Author: FEMI BEN
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
  
  

Posted: at 24-12-2008 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- segxi at 29-12-2008 09:34 AM (15 years ago)
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na wa o
Posted: at 29-12-2008 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 29-12-2008 12:29 PM (15 years ago)
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d guy use"OGBOJU"(threat).nice one bro
Posted: at 29-12-2008 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 01:00 PM (15 years ago)
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naija texan Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2008 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- inubile4u at 29-12-2008 06:20 PM (15 years ago)
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i tink e nidam. but if na 4 onicha em try am bro na lai ooooo.
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- femaadinho at 29-12-2008 06:23 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin b lie
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 29-12-2008 06:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Hehe... D texan sabi d pattern well well... Na sharp man...
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin u expect
Posted: at 29-12-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 29-12-2008 09:32 PM (15 years ago)
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yes now na warri guy we turn texan
Posted: at 29-12-2008 09:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 10:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 29-12-2008 09:32 PM
yes now na warri guy we turn texan
wetin dey do you? you don reach waffi b4? u know how we dey run things for here?
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 10:30 PM (15 years ago)
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how thiings dey run wey diff from others
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 11:54 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 29-12-2008 10:30 PM
how thiings dey run wey diff from others
u no go understand
Posted: at 29-12-2008 11:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-12-2008 12:46 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 24-12-2008 09:16 PM


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I dun back in Texas and I don't want to have to do what I dun back in Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse was back! He saddled up and started to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"
  
  

you know why i no  laf?Huh?

na becos okey bakassi don talk am well well b4

Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:46 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 12:48 AM (15 years ago)
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okay
Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 30-12-2008 02:18 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 30-12-2008 02:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 30-12-2008 05:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Segs... so u no know aw warri boys dey run tins for naija... u error badly...
Posted: at 30-12-2008 05:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 09:37 PM (15 years ago)
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 sabi how tins dey run now, but na how u dey run am I know no rezi dey runs am I wan know
Posted: at 30-12-2008 09:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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