Coca Cola Disappointment

Date: 16-08-2011 6:57 am (12 years ago) | Author: Fernando_Drogba
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- at 16-08-2011 06:57 AM (12 years ago)
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A disappointed salesman of coca cola returns from his Middle East assignment.
A friend asked, "why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman replied "When I got posted to the middle east, I was very confident that I will make a good pitch as coca cola is virtually unknown there.
But I had a problem, I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through 3 posters ...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand, totally exhausted, thirsty and fainting.
Second, the man is drinking our cola and
Third, our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over the place."
"That should have worked." said his friend.
The salesman replied. "well not only did I not speak Arabic, I also didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left ..."

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- kingsleyd at 16-08-2011 08:22 AM (12 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 16-08-2011 08:22 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 08:32 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 16-08-2011 08:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 08:41 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 08:22 AM
huh
If you read it from right to left, it means if you drink coke in the desert, you'll be thirsty and exhausted.
sometimes make una try to think before una talk or reply to joke una no understand. Jokes are not necessarily easy to understand!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 08:41 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 08:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 08:32 AM
Huh?

Think before you post a reply to something you don't understand!!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 08:42 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 08:42 AM
Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 08:32 AM
Huh?

Think before you post a reply to something you don't understand!!
i do understand dis bt do u call dis a joke?

Posted: at 16-08-2011 09:10 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 16-08-2011 09:32 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 08:41 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 08:22 AM
huh
If you read it from right to left, it means if you drink coke in the desert, you'll be thirsty and exhausted.
sometimes make una try to think before una talk or reply to joke una no understand. Jokes are not necessarily easy to understand!
huh, if ur joke hit the point u dont need xplanatn ok
Posted: at 16-08-2011 09:32 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 09:36 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 09:32 AM
Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 08:41 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 08:22 AM
huh
If you read it from right to left, it means if you drink coke in the desert, you'll be thirsty and exhausted.
sometimes make una try to think before una talk or reply to joke una no understand. Jokes are not necessarily easy to understand!
huh, if ur joke hit the point u dont need xplanatn ok
nahh, you just seem like the dimwitted type ok?
Posted: at 16-08-2011 09:36 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago)
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always pissed

Posted: at 16-08-2011 09:39 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 09:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 09:39 AM
always pissed
that's life baby, grab it by the throat until you get what you want
Posted: at 16-08-2011 09:55 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 10:01 AM (12 years ago)
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dat is nt my way of lyf

Posted: at 16-08-2011 10:01 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 10:01 AM
dat is nt my way of lyf
that's why we're different hun!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 12:44 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 16-08-2011 12:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 12:44 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Wink
Posted: at 16-08-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 16-08-2011 01:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 09:36 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 09:32 AM
Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 08:41 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 08:22 AM
huh
If you read it from right to left, it means if you drink coke in the desert, you'll be thirsty and exhausted.
sometimes make una try to think before una talk or reply to joke una no understand. Jokes are not necessarily easy to understand!
huh, if ur joke hit the point u dont need xplanatn ok
nahh, you just seem like the dimwitted type ok?
i shit on u blindass
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 01:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 12:46 PM
Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 12:44 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Wink
Roll Eyes

Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 01:04 PM
Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 09:36 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 09:32 AM
Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 08:41 AM
Quote from: kingsleyd on 16-08-2011 08:22 AM
huh
If you read it from right to left, it means if you drink coke in the desert, you'll be thirsty and exhausted.
sometimes make una try to think before una talk or reply to joke una no understand. Jokes are not necessarily easy to understand!
huh, if ur joke hit the point u dont need xplanatn ok
nahh, you just seem like the dimwitted type ok?
i shit on u blindass
oh so you have an ass? that's interesting... then why don't yo take your phyuking three pound hand you used to type,, turn it sideways and shove it up your ass, all up your ass!! moron!!!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Blindwanderer at 16-08-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 01:06 PM
Quote from: Blindwanderer on 16-08-2011 12:46 PM
Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 12:44 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Wink
Roll Eyes
Tongue
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stayne at 16-08-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Not bad
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 01:22 PM (12 years ago)
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why all this argument sef? this joke na PB4 na

Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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