How old are you?

Date: 17-08-2011 2:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
- at 17-08-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Nurse: How old are you?
Patient: None of your business.
Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.
Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?
Nurse: Yes. Fifty.
Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?
Nurse: Zero.
Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age.

Posted: at 17-08-2011 02:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmagency9 at 17-08-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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sure?
Posted: at 17-08-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 17-08-2011 05:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Really?
Posted: at 17-08-2011 05:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmagency9 at 17-08-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago)
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uhn?
Posted: at 17-08-2011 05:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 01:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-08-2011 09:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-08-2011 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 11:33 PM (13 years ago)
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case close
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