Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship.

Date: 17-08-2011 8:20 pm (12 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT CHUKWUDI IFUNANYACHI ES
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- at 17-08-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago)
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1. Am sorry my dad said I should not marry a muslim.
2. Is it true u are an outcast? (osu) Grin
3. My late boyfriend just raise from d dead and wants to marry me. Grin
4. My dad said I should not marry a Jehovah witness.
5. My pastor said you are not good for me.
6. My parents hate your tribe.
7. You stop sending money to my account. (is he your father? Undecided Geez!).
8. You stop calling everyday.
9. You are too far from me. ( Distance problem)
10. You talk a lot. ( That was how he wooed you)
11. My friend said you are too old for me. ( were u blind to notice that initially?)
12. You snore loudly. Grin. (sing along with him)
13. You dont know how to kiss. ( teach him/her for God sake)
14. You drink a lot ( Good reason though Undecided)
15. You always talk good about my friend (then check your dressing and manner of approach )
16. Our dog always bark when u visit. Grin. (this one me laugh loud)
17. My ex is back from abroad to marry me. ( does that make me a sexx machine? Undecided)
18. You cant speak good english. ( And you said yes when he wooed you?)
19. You are dirty (was he/she neat when he met you/you met her?)
20. You store my real name in your phone. ( I wonder what u expect it to be).
21. You dont know how to bleep. (geez!) Grin.

If your partner left you, one of these may be the reason. Ciao!  

Posted: at 17-08-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- kebella at 17-08-2011 11:02 PM (12 years ago)
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thnx 4 ya info................
Posted: at 17-08-2011 11:02 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xena15 at 17-08-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago)
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U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).


 





Posted: at 17-08-2011 11:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- amdius at 18-08-2011 12:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Maybe he doesn't spend more than 5mins on the playing ground
Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:56 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- toibeli at 18-08-2011 01:00 AM (12 years ago)
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How about you are too fast for me Huh?
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:00 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babyleslie at 18-08-2011 01:02 AM (12 years ago)
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"We don't hv anything in common"
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- princeabedi at 18-08-2011 01:08 AM (12 years ago)
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reading mood activated...














Maybe he doesn't spend more than 5mins on the playing ground

na stadium?



Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:08 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dirtykid at 18-08-2011 01:10 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).


 







 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ILOVEIT at 18-08-2011 01:24 AM (12 years ago)
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your honeypot is too loose for me grinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:24 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- deboalabi262 at 18-08-2011 01:48 AM (12 years ago)
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Love has no excuses....
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Kidfreshfunmi at 18-08-2011 02:16 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on 18-08-2011 01:24 AM
your honeypot is too loose for me grinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Rotfl
Posted: at 18-08-2011 02:16 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- feyee at 18-08-2011 02:41 AM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 18-08-2011 02:41 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- malvin2525 at 18-08-2011 02:48 AM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 18-08-2011 02:48 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oset801 at 18-08-2011 03:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
just laughing, too funny though!
 






Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2011 03:01 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gab-boy at 18-08-2011 03:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Your honeypot smells (have you just found out?)
Posted: at 18-08-2011 03:05 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- filapao at 18-08-2011 03:15 AM (12 years ago)
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wala waoooooooo.imagine your honeypot too loose na 1 guy go marry dat 1 oo, guys open your eyes i beg ooo,i cant laugh  firm to jungan eniwotan
Posted: at 18-08-2011 03:15 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- laydeelaracraft at 18-08-2011 04:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Nyc one Esonu. I disagree with one thing though. If a guy cant kiss, there is no future whatsoever for us....unless he is Idris Elba (*sigh), George Clooney n super-smart (which kind of make it excusable if he is a geek), all at the same time.

@ xena- lolz. Me like- gotta use some of those one of these days
Posted: at 18-08-2011 04:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omapri at 18-08-2011 04:09 AM (12 years ago)
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mtcheeeeew
Posted: at 18-08-2011 04:09 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chymaureen at 18-08-2011 05:21 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
u smell so bad....(dooh!
U v a bad breath.....(ouch!
(hw cm u didnt notice dt in u two's premier leagues then?)
Posted: at 18-08-2011 05:21 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- yenibaby at 18-08-2011 07:57 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).



 Grin Grin Grin Grin , u re too naughty


 






Posted: at 18-08-2011 07:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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