Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. (Page 4)

Date: 17-08-2011 8:20 pm (12 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT CHUKWUDI IFUNANYACHI ES
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- Angelita2 at 18-08-2011 02:24 PM (12 years ago)
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how about i need a break.
Posted: at 18-08-2011 02:24 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dhowafe at 18-08-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Eucharia on 18-08-2011 10:53 AM
Quote from: purityjustice on 18-08-2011 09:34 AM
UR FOAM IS NOT 12 INCHES SO I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH IT DURING KPAKPANGOLO.


which one be KPAKPANGOLO.

it's a TOPIC in course MUKEMUKE 101
Posted: at 18-08-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- amedona at 18-08-2011 02:30 PM (12 years ago)
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HMMMMM NA WA OOOOO  Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 18-08-2011 02:30 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- sobeit at 18-08-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: ILOVEIT on 18-08-2011 01:24 AM
your honeypot is too loose for me grinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

puaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Posted: at 18-08-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sobeit at 18-08-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).


 







your reasons got no part 2
Posted: at 18-08-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- slyashabby at 18-08-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago)
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this is really fantastic i think i will learn from this
Posted: at 18-08-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- joy4luv at 18-08-2011 04:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: oset801 on 18-08-2011 03:01 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
just laughing, too funny though!


and me too.  i don laugh tire here.  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

water plssssssssssssssssssssssssss





Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2011 04:39 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- xena15 at 18-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on 18-08-2011 03:19 PM
Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).


 







your reasons got no part 2

thank u jare


Posted: at 18-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xena15 at 18-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sobeit on 18-08-2011 03:19 PM
Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).


 







your reasons got no part 2
Posted: at 18-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Semion at 18-08-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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http://Some people say that he/she is in affair with other person[/img]] Grin Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-08-2011 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rational at 18-08-2011 05:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: gab-boy on 18-08-2011 03:05 AM
Your honeypot smells (have you just found out?)
how do we correct that smelling honeypot?
Posted: at 18-08-2011 05:56 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- HISJOY at 18-08-2011 06:12 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 18-08-2011 06:12 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- GOLDENMEDAH at 18-08-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok i take note...
Posted: at 18-08-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chowizzie at 18-08-2011 06:39 PM (12 years ago)
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One of your foot is bigger than the other(did he/she create it by him/herself?)
you have a big tommy(didn't you see that before?)
Posted: at 18-08-2011 06:39 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rolifaith at 18-08-2011 06:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin U ARE TOO SHORT FOR ME
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- ashimole at 18-08-2011 07:22 PM (12 years ago)
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you bone too much...
i dont like the way you talk...
your aimpit smiles...
you don't last on me...
you are not good on bed...

all join fella... Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-08-2011 07:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- almada at 18-08-2011 09:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 I AM SICK IF THIS PLACE, NO BRAIN, EDUCATION THE STINKING UNDERSIDE, IN BETWEEN YR LEGS IS WHAT IT ALL ABOUT, THAT IS WHERE U WILL ALWAYS BE..NO ADVANCEMENT TO THE MIND, THINK U KNOW EVERYTHING, BUT DONT KNOW JACK!!!!!ALWAYS BOUT A honeypot , A DICK, A BUTT, N U R HAPPY. HOW CAN A P...NOT B LOOSE, WHEN U IN IT DAY N NIGHT, LIKE A BARRELL OF MONKEYS. VALUES R LOST, GONE WITH THE WIND, NO RESPECT, GOD HATERS, WORSHIPERS OF THE DEAD , COZ U R DEAD. AIDS EVERYWHERE. THIS MESS WILL B CLEAN;D UP IN GODS DUE TIME.  GO TO THE SUNSHINE, DARK DAYS R BHINE,,PEACE.,,BET RIGHT NOW,  U THINKING OF JUMPING SOMEONES BONE'S. GET HELP.
Posted: at 18-08-2011 09:17 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- fjoeaug at 18-08-2011 09:34 PM (12 years ago)
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how abt: i love u too much that i feel like am losing myself Tongue
Posted: at 18-08-2011 09:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixuc at 18-08-2011 09:46 PM (12 years ago)
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No coment. But TRY TO BE NICE LADIES!!!
Posted: at 18-08-2011 09:46 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- kelechi86 at 18-08-2011 10:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: deboalabi262 on 18-08-2011 01:48 AM
Love has no excuses....
sure
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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