Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. (Page 5)

Date: 17-08-2011 8:20 pm (13 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT CHUKWUDI IFUNANYACHI ES
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- ILOVEIT at 19-08-2011 12:33 AM (13 years ago)
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27. u r too old for me that's what my parents said
Posted: at 19-08-2011 12:33 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dukkieson at 19-08-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: almada on 18-08-2011 09:17 PM
I AM SICK IF THIS PLACE, NO BRAIN, EDUCATION THE STINKING UNDERSIDE, IN BETWEEN YR LEGS IS WHAT IT ALL ABOUT, THAT IS WHERE U WILL ALWAYS BE..NO ADVANCEMENT TO THE MIND, THINK U KNOW EVERYTHING, BUT DONT KNOW JACK!!!!!ALWAYS BOUT A honeypot , A DICK, A BUTT, N U R HAPPY. HOW CAN A P...NOT B LOOSE, WHEN U IN IT DAY N NIGHT, LIKE A BARRELL OF MONKEYS. VALUES R LOST, GONE WITH THE WIND, NO RESPECT, GOD HATERS, WORSHIPERS OF THE DEAD , COZ U R DEAD. AIDS EVERYWHERE. THIS MESS WILL B CLEAN;D UP IN GODS DUE TIME.  GO TO THE SUNSHINE, DARK DAYS R BHINE,,PEACE.,,BET RIGHT NOW,  U THINKING OF JUMPING SOMEONES BONE'S. GET HELP.

What's your rage? What are you on about or ranting? You made no sense. Calm down and rephrase
Posted: at 19-08-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- truelovefromval at 19-08-2011 02:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).


 








LOL. naijapals no fit kill me with laugh
Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:24 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- IamME at 19-08-2011 05:28 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:28 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- proly at 19-08-2011 06:45 AM (13 years ago)
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u have bodyodour
Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:45 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ngeboju at 19-08-2011 08:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: dirtykid on 18-08-2011 01:10 AM
Quote from: xena15 on 17-08-2011 11:46 PM
U dnt knw how 2 smoke weed(for August's sake,teach him/her).
U smile too much when u see my father/mother!
U eat like a glutton(buy him/her a food chart).
Ur teeth turned navy blue(help him/her take em off)..
I am nw born again and so we cnt go on.
U dnt shave ur underams(maybe him/she wants to make dreadlocks there).
Get me a fix or i'll leave u(fix him/her head permanently with hammer).
D panties u bought had holes in em(u could use em as a sieve in d kitchen).


 


so u know tis too?




 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2011 08:15 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- george4how at 19-08-2011 08:36 AM (13 years ago)
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love has no excauses.
Posted: at 19-08-2011 08:36 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- idealism at 19-08-2011 09:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: deboalabi262 on 18-08-2011 01:48 AM
Love has no excuses....
  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2011 09:47 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- calmlarry at 19-08-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago)
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so funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:11 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kokofreak at 19-08-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago)
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so funny........................
Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- succee at 19-08-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago)
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ok na
Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Greggiyke at 19-08-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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We just can't be happy as man and wife (that's my excuse), actually that's not what i had in mind when i walked up to u for the first time.
Posted: at 19-08-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Crowny2 at 19-08-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2011 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- desiresluv20 at 19-08-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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So funny
Posted: at 19-08-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 19-08-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Ur lips is so big,
when u kiss me u will swallow ma mouth Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moniconyez at 19-08-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Estheraremu on 19-08-2011 05:08 PM
Ur lips is so big,
when u kiss me u will swallow ma mouth Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin


BIG LIPS NA BOMB NA lol I LOVE THEM BIG LIPS. baby can i see your lips pls Kiss Kiss
Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- naturalqueen at 19-08-2011 06:04 PM (13 years ago)
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LOVE REALLY GOT NO EXCUSE. IF U ARE TRULY IN LOVE......ALL THESE DON'T COUNT
U WILL MAKE EFFORT TO REPAIR WHATEVER U FEEL IS NOT GOOD IN UR PARTNER'S LIFE, U WILL COMPLEMENT UR PARTNER
INFACT U WILL FIND OUT HOW INCOMPLETE U ARE, WHEN U'VE NOT TALKED TO HER, HEARD FROM HER AND E WITH HER......

All these ones una dey yan for here ba YAWA!!!
Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mibenne at 19-08-2011 09:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin ;Dhahaaa
Posted: at 19-08-2011 09:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Expresslady at 19-08-2011 09:39 PM (13 years ago)
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You're not educated  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-08-2011 09:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xena15 at 20-08-2011 12:23 AM (13 years ago)
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Oops
Posted: at 20-08-2011 12:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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