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Date: 18-08-2011 6:37 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Mercy Danjuma
- at 18-08-2011 06:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Bill
Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for
Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is Ayodele, a Nigerian guy..

Bill Gates thanked all
the candidates for coming and asked those who do not know Java program
to leave. Two thousands candidates left the room. Ayodele says to
himself, I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll
give it a try.

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had
experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand left
the room. Aye says to himself I never managed anybody but myself but I
have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me? So he stays, then
Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not have management
diploma to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to
himself, I left school at 15 but what have I to lose? So he stays in
the room.

Lastly, Bill asked the candidates who do not speak
Serb-Croatian to leave. 498 candidates left the room. Ayodele says to
himself, I do not speak Serb-Croatian but what do I have to lose? So he
stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has
gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serb-Croatian, so I'd like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language.
 

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says Wahala dey o!.


The other candidate answers O ga na wa o

Posted: at 18-08-2011 06:37 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- jossy4reall at 18-08-2011 09:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Dis joke have teeyed
Posted: at 18-08-2011 09:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 10:05 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
this old joke again ooo
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-08-2011 08:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-08-2011 08:28 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ladi4life at 20-08-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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tell me say una no laugh again. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-08-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lanudja at 20-08-2011 11:44 AM (12 years ago)
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We laf sha...bt p44 Grin
Posted: at 20-08-2011 11:44 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 21-08-2011 03:09 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 21-08-2011 03:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 21-08-2011 03:59 PM (12 years ago)
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PB4. nothing more
Posted: at 21-08-2011 03:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 22-08-2011 12:58 AM (12 years ago)
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again??
Posted: at 22-08-2011 12:58 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ceejay58 at 22-08-2011 01:10 AM (12 years ago)
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naija no dey carry last na...lol
Posted: at 22-08-2011 01:10 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 04:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-08-2011 04:38 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 06:21 AM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 22-08-2011 06:21 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dewumi at 22-08-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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NO MIND DEM BAD BELLE PEOPLE, D JOKE SWEET..
Posted: at 22-08-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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