phone call

Date: 18-08-2011 11:54 pm (12 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu

creativecosmos at 18-08-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago)

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Husband and Wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they would call it “Phone call”.

So one day, the husband calls his son and told him to go tell his Mum that he wants to make a “phone call’, and the wife replies, ….tell your Dad, that there is no ‘Network’,

The husband, annoyed after being told this, now asked the boy to tell his Mum that, if there is no ‘network’ at home, then he will go to a public phone.

The wife only replied by asking the boy to tell his Dad,… tell dad, if he dares to go to a public phone, then I will open a call centre at home.

Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:54 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 19-08-2011 08:16 AM (12 years ago)

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pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 19-08-2011 08:16 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

jossy4reall at 19-08-2011 09:03 AM (12 years ago)

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it have teeyed

Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me

Posted: at 19-08-2011 09:03 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Deffney at 19-08-2011 10:55 AM (12 years ago)

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Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart

Posted: at 19-08-2011 10:55 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

creativecosmos at 19-08-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago)

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i don hear

Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 19-08-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago)

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over tayed

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 19-08-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

SCHOLARANDY at 19-08-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago)

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i have extra tayed o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tongue

Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

SCHOLARANDY at 19-08-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago)

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i have extra tayed o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tongue

Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

sexsyguy at 19-08-2011 03:59 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: stephen153 on 19-08-2011 03:04 PM

ok as dem don talk finish
wetin i wan talk now

\

cry nah

Posted: at 19-08-2011 03:59 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

omoladey at 19-08-2011 06:12 PM (12 years ago)

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una don comment everytin finish

Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:12 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Deffney at 19-08-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago)

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goshhhh

Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart

Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

terryworld at 19-08-2011 06:22 PM (12 years ago)

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huh??

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:22 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Deffney at 19-08-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago)

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atty florish visit us today oooo

Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart

Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

terryworld at 20-08-2011 08:12 AM (12 years ago)

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really?? where she dey nah? Grin

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 20-08-2011 08:12 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

jeffrey4u at 22-08-2011 01:19 AM (12 years ago)

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bedroom

Posted: at 22-08-2011 01:19 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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