Two Nuns

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.


SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!
HAVE A BLESSED DAY!

Posted: at 26-08-2011 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 26-08-2011 12:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 26-08-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na wa ooo,bia poster,u had brain surgery right?
Or did u clean ur ass before u went to toilet?
If not for my kindness,i would have written pb4 but i dnt want others to knw that it has been pb4,thats why i refused to write pb4

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Posted: at 26-08-2011 03:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

cos u buy new toothbrush na im u dey show us ur tooth?

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Posted: at 26-08-2011 06:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

u wan yab me? e no work na coz i dey sleep na na na na...

gudnyt atty...make u no urinate ur bed later..just i change the bed cover

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Posted: at 26-08-2011 06:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

huh?   c dis one ooooooooooo, psychia patient

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Posted: at 26-08-2011 07:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

una no go kill me wit laff.. Poster u try jor

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Posted: at 26-08-2011 08:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

ds na logical laugh

Posted: at 26-08-2011 10:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

n a logical passing

Posted: at 27-08-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming