SHAYO NO BE BASTARD><

Date: 02-09-2011 3:10 pm (12 years ago) | Author: $anni Ela$don
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- at 2-09-2011 03:10 PM (12 years ago)
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3 FRIENDS AFTER DRINKIN SO MUCH LEFT THE BAR TO GO HOME....
THEY STOPPED A TAXI TO TAKE THEM HOME
THE DRIVER KNEW THAT THEY WERE BADLY DRUNK AND HE DIDNT WANT TO TAKE THEM HOME...
SO HE TOLD THEM TO GET IN...,,, PUT ON THE ENGINE FOR 5 SECONDS AND PUT IT OFF...
NOW HERES THEIR CONVERSATION..
DRIVER: Oga them we don reach una side o ,, make una pay mi make i go
1ST MAN: Driver na your money be dis<<< (and he got down)
2ND MAN: Driver tnx man (and he got down)
3RD MAN: Driver abeg look mi...
               The driver looked at him and a hot slap landed on his face...
               The driver tought dat the last man had known wat he did so he asked him
DRIVER:  Sir what was d slap for
3RD MAN: my friend sharap.... you drivers of nowadays just dey speed any how c as you almost kill us for that juction....

Posted: at 2-09-2011 03:10 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- giftmurphy at 2-09-2011 05:59 PM (12 years ago)
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ewo stephen..........................
Posted: at 2-09-2011 05:59 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 2-09-2011 06:05 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 Sad Sad

Posted: at 2-09-2011 06:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 2-09-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago)
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lol......
Posted: at 2-09-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 2-09-2011 06:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 u  sure?  Shocked

Posted: at 2-09-2011 06:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 5-09-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago)
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*thinkin*
Posted: at 5-09-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 5-09-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 5-09-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 5-09-2011 12:36 PM (12 years ago)
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i jump am pass
Posted: at 5-09-2011 12:36 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 5-09-2011 01:31 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 5-09-2011 01:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 5-09-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 5-09-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 5-09-2011 04:07 PM (12 years ago)
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no road, turn 

Posted: at 5-09-2011 04:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 5-09-2011 04:47 PM (12 years ago)
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passin too
Posted: at 5-09-2011 04:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 5-09-2011 07:15 PM (12 years ago)
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I dey hail una......just passing

Posted: at 5-09-2011 07:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 5-09-2011 09:00 PM (12 years ago)
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ok,oya pass quick

Posted: at 5-09-2011 09:00 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 5-09-2011 09:02 PM (12 years ago)
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Dis joke is dead already!!!! Wtf!!!!

Posted: at 5-09-2011 09:02 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 6-09-2011 12:08 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?xterco.........the man that saw tomorrow,next year and even yesterday

Posted: at 6-09-2011 12:08 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 6-09-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 6-09-2011 11:58 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bolaolag at 6-09-2011 12:25 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-09-2011 12:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 6-09-2011 12:30 PM (12 years ago)
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see teeth............closeup at work

Posted: at 6-09-2011 12:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 6-09-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 6-09-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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