LAUGH OFF 2008

Date: 31-12-2008 7:29 am (15 years ago) | Author: Onyinye Ogbonna
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- at 31-12-2008 07:29 AM (15 years ago)
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Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the
baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
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Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as
I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito
enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.
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Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
removed his clothes.All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever !!!"

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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are
pregnant.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you
are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's
confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should
talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints... --

"One life....live it to the fullest"


HAPPY NEW YEAR!  Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 31-12-2008 07:29 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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chie! e get d paragraph wey funny me pass... i laugh no be small when i reach there... Grin
Posted: at 31-12-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 31-12-2008 02:33 PM (15 years ago)
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i sure say na d similarities btw man n rats

mine is 4 xpecialy d idiot wife wich cant b
Posted: at 31-12-2008 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Adetobi at 31-12-2008 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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9ce joke u wrote out der...kudos
Posted: at 31-12-2008 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 02:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: corah2 on 31-12-2008 02:33 PM
i sure say na d similarities btw man n rats

mine is 4 xpecialy d idiot wife wich cant b

corah2!  among all the paragraphs how u go think say na dat one  i mean... Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-12-2008 02:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Adetobi on 31-12-2008 02:35 PM
9ce joke u wrote out der...kudos

thanx my dear
Posted: at 31-12-2008 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 2-01-2009 10:00 AM (15 years ago)
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keep it up
Posted: at 2-01-2009 10:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- remijanet at 2-01-2009 06:18 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Roll Eyes Kiss :'( Smiley Wink Cheesy Cool babe you are too much.do u actually knw dis joke can fetch u money, abeg develop ur self more and start makin ur cool cash.
Posted: at 2-01-2009 06:18 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- nigerianlove at 2-01-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago)
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really funny
Posted: at 2-01-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 3-01-2009 06:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Onyin this is funnie and very creative.

How are you doing? HAPPY 2009!
Posted: at 3-01-2009 06:34 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yinx at 3-01-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice one there... Nice one
Posted: at 3-01-2009 02:45 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 3-01-2009 02:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on  2-01-2009 10:00 AM
keep it up

thanx
Posted: at 3-01-2009 02:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-01-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  3-01-2009 06:34 AM
Onyin this is funnie and very creative.

How are you doing? HAPPY 2009!

yup! thanx a lot
Posted: at 3-01-2009 02:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 3-01-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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weell don
Posted: at 3-01-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-01-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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segxi well done for wat na?
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 3-01-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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hmm thank you 4 dat it d best av read in 2009
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-01-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago)
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thanx ma darling... one love
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 3-01-2009 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 3-01-2009 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donmicheal at 3-01-2009 05:52 PM (15 years ago)
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watin be hmm abeg carry on jare na your papa you resmble  Grin Cheesy Wink Smiley
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- Sillyjokker at 3-01-2009 10:58 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-01-2009 10:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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