Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Posted: at 15-09-2011 12:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
kasiemobi at 15-09-2011 12:08 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Nice
Posted: at 15-09-2011 12:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Bola, u still neva brush dis ur brown teeth wey dey like aboki Gworo teeth Try contact Stephen fast fast to get Stephoclean before u cause colour blindness for NP forum!
Posted: at 15-09-2011 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
bolaolag at 15-09-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Monsol on 15-09-2011 01:47 PM
Quote from: bolaolag on 15-09-2011 01:44 PM
Bola, u still neva brush dis ur brown teeth wey dey like aboki Gworo teeth Try contact Stephen fast fast to get Stephoclean before u cause colour blindness for NP forum!
Posted: at 15-09-2011 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
MegaOneplusone at 16-09-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: dinho4lyf on 15-09-2011 12:01 AM
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Posted: at 16-09-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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