POISON 4MY HUSBAND

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!

I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!

I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.
 

Posted: at 2-01-2009 10:15 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

posted!

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Posted: at 2-01-2009 11:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Sillyjokker,whats ur own now....U too much.

Posted: at 5-01-2009 10:06 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

the prescription weak the pharmacist, that was quite creative

Posted: at 6-01-2009 12:03 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

The truth na say joke don finish for naija, so everybody keep reposting

Posted: at 6-01-2009 06:19 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

 Nice one. Posted b4 though but this is refined and much better. Prescription.....? Wow!

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Posted: at 7-01-2009 11:13 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

so rezi wife na hin dey do this kain tin, chei. make una come hear o

Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no b rezi dey pharmacist when na beta thin na when u dey know say na rezi, now d truth dey open say hin wife dey play away game and u still dey doubt am

Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

how I go leave ma work con stay for rezi place
u sure say no b u or own of ur guys they there that day.
make u try remember

Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no e no employ me na,
e say e go tie my tin b4 e give me work make i no finish d condonm
and as i no gree na, na hin i waka commot there
until today wey I just dey hear say hin wife dey play away match

Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac