NAIJA AIRWAY

You know you are flying Nigeria Air when.......

   1. Estheraremu get to the airport before the ticket counter staff.
   2. Everybody is checking in suitcases the size of a refrigerator.
   3. The person beside Estheraremu taps her on her shoulder and says .." beg yu checkeen dis piece of luggage fah mi nuh... "
   4. Everybody makes a bolt for the gate when the announcer on the p.a.system says that "..this is NOT a boarding announcement.".
   5. Estheraremu can't get on board because somebody in front of her are trying to get a Toyota engine block into the overhead compartment.
   6. At least one passenger is accompanied by an armed Federal Agent (body guard or escort).
   7. No magazine or news paper to read unless if Estheraremu bring one.
   8. Everybody is trying to figure out what "Port of Embarkation" means.
   9. When the passenger next to Esther slowly leans away from her while raising one leg and mutters .. "Yes girlie, DAT is gas!"
  10. Somebody hands a flight attendant a paper bag and asks her to "heat up dis fufu soup fi mi nuh deariee".
  11. The overhead compartment smells like fish and rum.... then it starts to drip on Estheraremu.
  12. Most of the passengers clap and clap when the pilot lands the plane gentleeee.
  13. Everybody who has a big screen TV, a boom-box and a microwave goes straight to the "Nothing to Declare" line
  14. The steward serves Estheraremu a hard bread bun and tells her "ol girl, no Tea oh"

you will know this is pb4
when people starts commenting