TWINS

Date: 20-09-2011 1:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro

queenrukky at 20-09-2011 01:44 PM (12 years ago)

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A couple who had a set of twins, on their children's fifth birthday asked "if you are taken back to your mother's womb what will you take along with you"?

The first son said he would take a flash light along because it is dark inside.

The second one answered "I will take a knife because there is a certain animal that keeps poking and spitting on us ".

Their father shouted "shut up!!!!"

Posted: at 20-09-2011 01:44 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

terryworld at 20-09-2011 01:47 PM (12 years ago)

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over loled

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 20-09-2011 01:47 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Monsol at 20-09-2011 01:53 PM (12 years ago)

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LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!
This second boy na real
actor o.

Good joke .Poster Keep it up.

Posted: at 20-09-2011 01:53 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

dimejikemi at 20-09-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago)

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lol

kemmy

Posted: at 20-09-2011 02:08 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Sheree at 20-09-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago)

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no be lie, better pikin

Posted: at 20-09-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 20-09-2011 03:07 PM (12 years ago)

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cut am wella

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 20-09-2011 03:07 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

creativecosmos at 20-09-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago)

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hahahahaha

Posted: at 20-09-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 20-09-2011 03:25 PM (12 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 20-09-2011 03:25 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

jossy4reall at 20-09-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago)

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lol

Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me

Posted: at 20-09-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

terryworld at 20-09-2011 05:32 PM (12 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 20-09-2011 05:32 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

mikel504 at 20-09-2011 07:36 PM (12 years ago)

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you guys i beg lead me i to post a joke now

Posted: at 20-09-2011 07:36 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

MegaOneplusone at 20-09-2011 10:03 PM (12 years ago)

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Quote from: mikel504 on 20-09-2011 07:36 PM

you guys i beg lead me i to post a joke now

Posted: at 20-09-2011 10:03 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 21-09-2011 01:21 AM (12 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 21-09-2011 01:21 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

kingsleyd at 22-09-2011 11:31 AM (12 years ago)

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laughing in spanish, hiehiehiehiehie

Posted: at 22-09-2011 11:31 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Queenj92 at 22-09-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago)

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hahahahahaha

Posted: at 22-09-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

brightossy at 22-09-2011 01:58 PM (12 years ago)

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poster u try small

Posted: at 22-09-2011 01:58 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ajayi at 22-09-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 22-09-2011 02:17 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

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