am kinda gud at dis,lets analyse dis issue Let’s face it English can be confusing language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn’t the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? If singer enjoy singing, why would adults not enjoy adultery? this reflects the creativity of the human race
Posted: at 24-09-2011 10:51 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
kingsleyd at 24-09-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) (m)
e no make sense
Posted: at 24-09-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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