Passing an exam

Date: 24-09-2011 11:42 am (12 years ago) | Author: Temitope James
- at 24-09-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago)
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Three patients in a mental
institution prepare for an
examination given by the head
psychiatrist. If the patients pass
the exam, they will be free to
leave the hospital. However, if
they fail, the institution will
detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three
patients to the top of a diving
board looking over an empty
swimming pool, and asks the
first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first
into the pool and breaks both
arms.
Then the second patient jumps
and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the
side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free
man. Just tell me why didn't you
jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient
answered, "Well Doc, I can't
swim!"

Posted: at 24-09-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- kingsleyd at 24-09-2011 11:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-09-2011 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chuksmovic at 24-09-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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that is to say he has pass the exam right?
Posted: at 24-09-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bahceerat at 24-09-2011 02:59 PM (12 years ago)
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- brightossy at 24-09-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-09-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 24-09-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 24-09-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-09-2011 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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