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Date: 29-09-2011 11:33 am (13 years ago) | Author: duru kingsley
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- at 29-09-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago)
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An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things.

The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" He replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said, "No, I can remember that."

She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down."

With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!"

Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:33 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 29-09-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Wari is dis

Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:46 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 29-09-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 29-09-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 29-09-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 29-09-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago)
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yeye pple i know, i just wan laff una
hehehehhuhuhuhhahahaha
Posted: at 29-09-2011 12:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-09-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 29-09-2011 12:02 PM
yeye pple i know, i just wan laff una
hehehehhuhuhuhhahahaha
u no no anything yeye man

Posted: at 29-09-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 29-09-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
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uhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Posted: at 29-09-2011 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 29-09-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:05 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 29-09-2011 02:07 PM (13 years ago)
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ha
Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emeka10000 at 29-09-2011 10:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kingsleyd on 29-09-2011 12:02 PM
yeye pple i know, i just wan laff una
hehehehhuhuhuhhahahaha
U de make me shame...Na ur type make gals de say guys no get sense
Posted: at 29-09-2011 10:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 29-09-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 29-09-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??

Posted: at 29-09-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 30-09-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago)
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emeka abi na eneka e b like say catarrh dey ya brain
Posted: at 30-09-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 30-09-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago)
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huh? how u take know? lol

Posted: at 30-09-2011 10:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 30-09-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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stephen diagnose ram
Posted: at 30-09-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 30-09-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-09-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-09-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 1-10-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???

Posted: at 1-10-2011 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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