funsho85 at 29-09-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) (m)
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "phyuk, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don't use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I phyuk'n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don't use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn't help mutter, "Oh phyuk" The priest said, "That's it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "phyuk, I Missed".
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Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Chiluvsky at 29-09-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) (f)
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Posted: at 29-09-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Reply Emmagency9 at 29-09-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) (m)
me no go laugh ooh
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago) (m)
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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 29-09-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Waris dis again
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply queenrukky at 29-09-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply queenrukky at 29-09-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) (f)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) (m)
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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply precita at 29-09-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago) (f)
passing
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago) (m)
oya follow dis road>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply funsho85 at 29-09-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago) (m)
As u no get talk to yarn nah
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply zeigbo at 29-09-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Yeye
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 29-09-2011 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 29-09-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago) (m)
tombo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 29-09-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 05:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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