funsho85 at 29-09-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) (m)
One day in Sunday school, the teacher was talking about Jesus is to the kids, "Bobby, where is Jesus?" asked the teacher. "Jesus is in heaven." replied Bobby. "Very good!", said the teacher. The teacher then asked a little girl," Where is Jesus, Emily?". Emily said innocently, "Jesus is in my heart!". The teacher beamed at little Emily and said, "How very sweet!!!". The teacher now asked Timmy, "Timmy, where is Jesus?". "Jesus is in my bathroom." he said assuredly. "Please elaborate, Timmy.", the teacher said. Timmy then replied, "Well, every morning my dad gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells. Jesus Christ, are you still in there!!!"
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Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Chiluvsky at 29-09-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Lemixed
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply funsho85 at 29-09-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Lemixed
Na u talk so oooooo
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply zeigbo at 29-09-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) (m)
PB4
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Emmagency9 at 29-09-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) (m)
ok
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) (m)
lol
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 03:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) (m)
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 29-09-2011 06:26 PM (13 years ago) (m)
tombo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 29-09-2011 06:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 07:37 PM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 29-09-2011 07:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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Reply ajayi at 29-09-2011 07:47 PM (13 years ago) (m)
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Reply emeka10000 at 29-09-2011 09:33 PM (13 years ago) (m)
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positive thinking always leads to positive result
Posted: at 29-09-2011 09:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 30-09-2011 12:07 AM (13 years ago) (m)
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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 30-09-2011 12:07 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply jeffrey4u at 30-09-2011 01:40 AM (13 years ago) (m)
lol
Posted: at 30-09-2011 01:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Skypon2002 at 30-09-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago) (m)
tombo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:04 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 30-09-2011 09:06 AM (13 years ago) (m)
tombo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:06 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply Eni-Luv at 30-09-2011 09:09 AM (13 years ago) (f)
ok
Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:09 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 30-09-2011 09:27 AM (13 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:27 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply Skypon2002 at 30-09-2011 09:31 AM (13 years ago) (m)
tombo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 30-09-2011 09:31 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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