Independence Day Joke

Date: 01-10-2011 10:49 am (13 years ago) | Author: ruth yaro
- at 1-10-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago)
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Independence Day Joke: Dr Jonathan: hello is dis Dr. Nero?
 Dr. Nero: yes, na who be this?
 Pr Jonathan: It's your president.
 Dr. Nero: President of what?
 Pr Jonathan: of your country..
 Dr. Nero: hey bros presi I greet u sir...na u first flash me for night abi..
 Pr Jonathan: no I sent you please call me
 Dr. Nero: bros you still dey do that thing? Na wa o
 Pr Jonathan: well I heard there's a bomb in your skool and I wanted you to disarm it.
 Mrs Jonathan: please Dr. Nero you have to disembark the bombed before it Blow up high into the big wide uniben school..
 Pr Jonathan: Dr. Nero are you there? Hello, Nero, Nero.......
 Mrs Jonathan: She has disappear to away, She is fear of BOMB blasted
 Pr Jonathan: will you shut up your mouth..your english is worse than a BOMB.

Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
- queenrukky at 1-10-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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na u sabi
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 1-10-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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e be like say pb4 na ur middle name
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 1-10-2011 10:57 AM (13 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 1-10-2011 10:57 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 1-10-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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lol nice one
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 1-10-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago)
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poster pb4 u hear ram
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 1-10-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago)
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i no hear ram...yeye..i read am
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-10-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Waris dis
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:20 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kingsleyd at 1-10-2011 11:23 AM (13 years ago)
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poster na u yey pass
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:23 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 1-10-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ajayi at 1-10-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice1 poster.
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 1-10-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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u mumu?
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 50scent at 1-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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stephen153 are u jealous of me because i like queenrukky
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-10-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:47 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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