Four drunk University student

Date: 07-10-2011 11:34 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Manzo Fuguma
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- at 7-10-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago)
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One night 4 university students were boozing till late at night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

The dean was a just person so he said 'you can have the re-test after 3 days'. They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition that all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 5 questions with a total of 100 marks:
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MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION

INSTRUCTIONS:

All questions are compulsory.

Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark.

Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended---- - (30 Marks)

Q.3. What make is the car you were in. ------ (20 Marks)

Q.4. Which tyre burst? ------- (28 marks)

Q.5. Who was driving?---- ------ (20 marks)
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Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- abubakarzain at 7-10-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? wahala dey ooooOoooo

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 8-10-2011 01:23 AM (13 years ago)
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no be small one ooo

Posted: at 8-10-2011 01:23 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-10-2011 04:33 AM (13 years ago)
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U tryoooo

Posted: at 8-10-2011 04:33 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 8-10-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444

Posted: at 8-10-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-10-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago)
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lalalolo
Posted: at 8-10-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-10-2011 11:48 AM (13 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 8-10-2011 11:48 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 8-10-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago)
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u chop water? abi u drink akara?

Posted: at 8-10-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-10-2011 12:24 PM (13 years ago)
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 Angry

Posted: at 8-10-2011 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 9-10-2011 11:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  8-10-2011 12:04 PM
u chop water? abi u drink akara?

lol
him shit piss

Posted: at 9-10-2011 11:21 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 9-10-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-10-2011 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 9-10-2011 11:55 PM (13 years ago)
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skypon the guy go beat u oo, u no see him Bosom ,sorry chest?

Posted: at 9-10-2011 11:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 9-10-2011 11:56 PM (13 years ago)
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skypon the guy go beat u oo, u no see him Bosom ,sorry chest?

Posted: at 9-10-2011 11:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-10-2011 06:32 AM (13 years ago)
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Yeye full here

Posted: at 10-10-2011 06:32 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 10-10-2011 08:01 AM (13 years ago)
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wetin u carry for hand just dey deceive u, u fit drop am make do am with bare hands

Posted: at 10-10-2011 08:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 10-10-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  9-10-2011 11:56 PM
skypon the guy go beat u oo, u no see him Bosom ,sorry chest?

i no send him chest ooo
i go beat am join him chest  Angry Angry Angry Angry

Posted: at 10-10-2011 10:07 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- collins91 at 10-10-2011 10:16 AM (13 years ago)
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F9 na him sure pass.............
Posted: at 10-10-2011 10:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 10-10-2011 10:21 AM (13 years ago)
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u mean say u don develop ur chicken chest?

Posted: at 10-10-2011 10:21 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 10-10-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 10-10-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 10-10-2011 11:17 PM (13 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 10-10-2011 11:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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