THE REASON WHY BB! HAD A HINCH ON BROADBANDS

Date: 17-10-2011 10:11 pm (13 years ago) | Author: hakeem
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- at 17-10-2011 10:11 PM (13 years ago)
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letter from baby Blackberry to the
crazy owner:
Dear Owner,
I ’m so lucky I’m your BlackBerry!
You hold me with both hands
gently as u could be.
You ensure that I am always with
you.
If I fall you are afraid of my
injury.
I always have your undivided
attention, you get upset if others
disturb our time together.
U can never forget me in a taxi &
u won ’t let me go unlike my old
friends nokia, sony and samsung
that u would proudly just hand
over.
When u eat, I ’m beside u. When u
r in the restroom, I’m with u. When u re on d bed
my head is by your pillow.
When I slip u rush and pick
me like an egg.
When I feel low, you make every
effort to recharge my battery.
When I am hungry, you fill me
with airtime. You buy me all sorts
of clothes to cover my precious
skin. And if I make u feel like a
cowboy u strap me to your waist
or jeans.( ...stincks somtyms)
Every month you ensure that you
set aside the money, to buy me
bundles (of love).
You upgraded me from my
friends nokia, sony and sammy
to a curve,bold & torch. You rush
home from work and spend
quality time with me; not really
bothered to make a conversation
with those at home. You can sit
up with me for hours and smile
at me, yet I have no humanly
emotions; sometimes I make u
laugh that ppl think u are mad. I
watch your wife/hubby or your
bf/gf who envies our time
together.
But dearie…
I appeal to you.
Your life is wasted because of
me. Take some time, leave me
aside and Sort out issues that
are important to you because I
may love you as much as you
do love me but I’m just a
blackberry, nothing more!.
Kind Pings,
Your Blackberry

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Posted: at 17-10-2011 10:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 17-10-2011 10:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Chai na here yeye say dis is my last bustop nice one
Posted: at 17-10-2011 10:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ak33m at 17-10-2011 10:27 PM (13 years ago)
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chairman of yeye group association
Posted: at 17-10-2011 10:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-10-2011 10:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 17-10-2011 10:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-10-2011 07:56 AM (13 years ago)
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Pls can sombody show me the way to joke forum ?
Posted: at 18-10-2011 07:56 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ak33m at 18-10-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago)
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dis mad man don miss road
abeg wey skyporn dey?
mak im con show u road to boko haram road
Posted: at 18-10-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 18-10-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago)
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good 1
Posted: at 18-10-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 18-10-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
I hear u
Posted: at 18-10-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 18-10-2011 01:08 PM (13 years ago)
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nice1
Posted: at 18-10-2011 01:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-10-2011 05:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh Huh?
Posted: at 18-10-2011 05:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 18-10-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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abeg make i pass jor
Posted: at 18-10-2011 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 18-10-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago)
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ok nice one for bb users ========> i pass
Posted: at 18-10-2011 08:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 18-10-2011 08:34 PM (13 years ago)
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can i follow you?
Posted: at 18-10-2011 08:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-10-2011 08:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Yes follow am woman rappa
Posted: at 18-10-2011 08:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 19-10-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
 Grin
Posted: at 19-10-2011 01:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 19-10-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 18-10-2011 08:51 PM
Yes follow am woman rappa
Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-10-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 19-10-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago)
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E pain you?   woman bra
tok mak I add shimmy
Posted: at 19-10-2011 05:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 19-10-2011 10:38 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 19-10-2011 10:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mixbrown at 19-10-2011 11:01 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: terryworld on 18-10-2011 08:34 PM
can i follow you?

ok if u want to but hold ur cheque book  Wink u never can tell
Posted: at 19-10-2011 11:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 19-10-2011 11:17 PM (13 years ago)
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huh? for what nah? do ur village have any bank branch?
Posted: at 19-10-2011 11:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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