d magician and the parrot

Date: 20-10-2011 2:32 pm (12 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
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- at 20-10-2011 02:32 PM (12 years ago)
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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was one problem. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show "Look, it's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table," or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another and then another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back and said,

"OK, I give up. Where's the fu***ng ship?"
   

Posted: at 20-10-2011 02:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 20-10-2011 02:38 PM (12 years ago)
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nna which level?
U go use ur hand write am abi u wan make i write am?
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Posted: at 20-10-2011 02:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Estheraremu at 20-10-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin, steve and terry,
Posted: at 20-10-2011 03:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brightossy at 20-10-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago)
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i wan laf, abeg smbody shld xplain d roke 4 me
Posted: at 20-10-2011 03:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 20-10-2011 03:20 PM (12 years ago)
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o boi the yoke no get explanation Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 20-10-2011 03:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 20-10-2011 07:53 PM (12 years ago)
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u try dear.
Posted: at 20-10-2011 07:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 07:56 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 20-10-2011 02:39 PM
4
i tell u make u help me?
Quote from: Estheraremu on 20-10-2011 03:17 PM
Grin Grin Grin, steve and terry,
them steal ur undies?
Posted: at 20-10-2011 07:56 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-10-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 20-10-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 09:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 20-10-2011 08:09 PM
Cheesy
onye akpuara
Posted: at 20-10-2011 09:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:01 PM (12 years ago)
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must u insult people Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 10:22 PM (12 years ago)
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ogini kwa bu nke gi
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:22 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- BellaOya at 20-10-2011 10:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Funny man funny parrot  Grin
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:25 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-10-2011 10:22 PM
ogini kwa bu nke gi

 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes u ll find out soon
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 10:41 PM (12 years ago)
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huhuhu,who translated dat for u
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago)
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huhuhu,who translated dat for u
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 20-10-2011 10:49 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:49 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mixbrown at 20-10-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-10-2011 10:41 PM
huhuhu,who translated dat for u

google Cheesy
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-10-2011 10:57 PM (12 years ago)
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ok tell d same google to do same here
ri kwe nsi.
Posted: at 20-10-2011 10:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 21-10-2011 12:47 AM (12 years ago)
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readb4
Posted: at 21-10-2011 12:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-10-2011 06:43 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 21-10-2011 06:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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