Kiss TroubleShooting Guide'

There are many ways that first kiss can go terribly wrong, but most are easily avoided.

BEWARE:



>Moving too quickly
Be careful not to startle the kissee - watch and wait for the signal to proceed
If you aren't sensitive in your kissing, how empathetic and caring can you be about the rest of the realtionship...

> Wet, sloshy, squishy, fishy
If you or the kissee need to wipe your lips, or chin, dry after the kiss - well, it wasn't 'perfect' was it?
> Smash-mouth smothering kiss of death
Avoid the over-passionate, insensitive kiss that leaves the kissee gasping for air.
>Chapped, Cactus Lips
There's a delicate balance to lip moisture equation. The last thing you want to do is drool on your partner, but you definitely don't want to leave scars with crispy, chafed lips.
>Too much Tongue and Too Much, Too Soon
Keep that tongue tucked away until you get the right signals, then apply with caution - later
>Dragon Breath
A mint or two, breath saver, gum, spray - anything to get rid of gunk-mouth.
>Weak, Wobbly or Wooden Passionless Pecks
The swoop in and bounce out kiss is simply meaningless - unless you want to impart a "let's just sort-of be friends" type of message.
>Smacking, Clacking Loud Kisses
The old "clack and smack" kills romance in a flash.

DO NOT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU...BEWARE!!!

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Posted: at 26-10-2011 10:03 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

sophie is right above u..no need to find.

Posted: at 26-10-2011 12:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Different strokes 4 diff folks....i lik ma style o!

Posted: at 26-10-2011 05:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Been kissin since i was 5 so i dont need to be taught

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Posted: at 26-10-2011 06:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

teacher, i like this ur kissing lecture oooo, but this one na just theory nah ,.....when the practical go start

Posted: at 26-10-2011 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 26-10-2011 07:39 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 26-10-2011 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

poster wil b right back at u

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Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

9yce 1...

Posted: at 26-10-2011 08:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac