911

Date: 02-11-2011 2:37 pm (12 years ago) | Author: PROUDLY 9JA
- at 2-11-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Man: Hello 911
 Police: Yes, what's ur emergency?
 Man: Two girls r fighting for me
 P: What is the problem wid it Sir?
 Man: The ugly one is winning...!!

Posted: at 2-11-2011 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- giftmurphy at 2-11-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-11-2011 04:30 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 2-11-2011 04:41 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 2-11-2011 04:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 3-11-2011 09:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 3-11-2011 09:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babyleslie at 4-11-2011 12:57 AM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 4-11-2011 12:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-11-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 4-11-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-11-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago)
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boko haram  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 4-11-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-11-2011 10:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Bad news
Posted: at 4-11-2011 10:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 4-11-2011 11:23 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 4-11-2011 11:23 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago)
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boko haram  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 5-11-2011 10:30 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 5-11-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jeffrey4u on  4-11-2011 11:23 PM
Angry Angry Angry Angry
first time i see u squeezing,now let me do d winking. Wink Wink
Posted: at 5-11-2011 06:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 08:22 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
i tot u go do de kissing ooo
Posted: at 5-11-2011 08:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 6-11-2011 02:40 AM (12 years ago)
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jeff u hungry of kiss? Cheesy
Posted: at 6-11-2011 02:40 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 6-11-2011 05:19 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-11-2011 05:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 6-11-2011 08:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on  5-11-2011 06:13 PM
Quote from: jeffrey4u on  4-11-2011 11:23 PM
Angry Angry Angry Angry
first time i see u squeezing,now let me do d winking. Wink Wink
Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 6-11-2011 08:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-11-2011 08:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jeffrey4u on  5-11-2011 08:22 PM
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i tot u go do de kissing ooo

yeye  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-11-2011 08:27 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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