ugly wife

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
   

Posted: at 3-11-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 3-11-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 3-11-2011 05:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Where is stephen i need to see that guy

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Posted: at 3-11-2011 06:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

all_d_audible Dont u dare taunt the minister I'll have u charged right away missy 

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Posted: at 3-11-2011 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

thanks sweetie

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Posted: at 3-11-2011 06:25 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 3-11-2011 06:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 3-11-2011 07:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac