Smart Guy

Date: 17-11-2011 1:59 pm (12 years ago) | Author: monica
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- at 17-11-2011 01:59 PM (12 years ago)
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A Guy was brought before the Judge

Judge: Why were you arrested

Smart Guy: For shopping Early

Judge: Well that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?

Smart Guy: Before the opening of the shop

Posted: at 17-11-2011 01:59 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- ANELEEVEREST at 17-11-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago)
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smart
Posted: at 17-11-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-11-2011 04:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 17-11-2011 04:41 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- monasea at 17-11-2011 04:50 PM (12 years ago)
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huuhh? hmmmmm!!!!
Posted: at 17-11-2011 04:50 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 17-11-2011 05:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-11-2011 05:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- abubakarzain at 17-11-2011 05:43 PM (12 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 17-11-2011 05:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 17-11-2011 05:49 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-11-2011 05:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 17-11-2011 06:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 17-11-2011 06:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babyleslie at 18-11-2011 01:14 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 18-11-2011 01:14 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ericdered at 18-11-2011 07:49 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin woow
Posted: at 18-11-2011 07:49 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 18-11-2011 09:26 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh Huh?
Posted: at 18-11-2011 09:26 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 18-11-2011 01:19 PM (12 years ago)
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arm robber in the highest order
Posted: at 18-11-2011 01:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 18-11-2011 05:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 18-11-2011 05:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 18-11-2011 06:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Smart indeed
Posted: at 18-11-2011 06:09 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- monasea at 19-11-2011 05:13 PM (12 years ago)
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yeah quite smart not admitting to stealing Grin Cheesy
Posted: at 19-11-2011 05:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rakelly at 8-12-2011 02:07 PM (12 years ago)
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 Sad
Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 8-12-2011 02:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 8-12-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago)
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u sef
Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 8-12-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin na,stop followin me
Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- itmomoh at 8-12-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 8-12-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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