Feminine Dictionary now out (Page 3)

Date: 15-01-2009 8:48 pm (15 years ago) | Author: AKINS OMOTOLA
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- black_samurai at 15-02-2009 01:14 AM (15 years ago)
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hMMM YOU FORGOT TO ADD THIS
 
I HAVE HEADACHE..................I don't want sex today!
HE'S MY UNCLE.......................What about him? He's my sugar daddy
HE'S MY DISTANT COUSIN.........He's the guy that completes the job you always fail to complete.
I NO SEE MY FLOWER...................I am pregnant
I'M PREGNANT..................................I wanna know if you want to marry me (whats your faith?).
SHE IS UGLY.....................................Don't look at her foool!
Posted: at 15-02-2009 01:14 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yomy04 at 15-02-2009 07:07 PM (15 years ago)
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Na wa o
Posted: at 15-02-2009 07:07 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- morenikejia at 15-02-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehehe dat was entertaining.  Grin

onli d guys won't find it funny (4 obvious reasons) lol
Posted: at 15-02-2009 07:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-02-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: black_samurai on 15-02-2009 01:14 AM
hMMM YOU FORGOT TO ADD THIS
 
I HAVE HEADACHE..................I don't want sex today!
HE'S MY UNCLE.......................What about him? He's my sugar daddy
HE'S MY DISTANT COUSIN.........He's the guy that completes the job you always fail to complete.
I NO SEE MY FLOWER...................I am pregnant
I'M PREGNANT..................................I wanna know if you want to marry me (whats your faith?).
SHE IS UGLY.....................................Don't look at her foool!
ur d*cksionary na wah o
Posted: at 15-02-2009 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 16-02-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 16-02-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 11:09 AM (15 years ago)
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talk na
Posted: at 16-02-2009 11:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bencorie at 16-02-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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It's funny & true 2 some extent.
It doesnt apply 2 evrybody.
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- bencorie at 16-02-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago)
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It's funny & true 2 some extent.
It doesnt apply 2 evrybody.
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- size1 at 16-02-2009 02:28 PM (15 years ago)
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talkin motor
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jummylove at 16-02-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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sound nice and its tru
 Smiley
Posted: at 16-02-2009 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Dejavu at 16-02-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: morenikejia on 15-02-2009 07:41 PM
hehehehe dat was entertaining.  Grin

onli d guys won't find it funny (4 obvious reasons) lol

IT AIN'T FUNNY ONE BIT. IT'S VERY CORRECT THOUGH.
Posted: at 16-02-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 17-02-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago)
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bencorie, why u dey repeat urself?... we don hear you..
Posted: at 17-02-2009 12:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 17-02-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-02-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 17-02-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 17-02-2009 03:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SimplyMe at 18-02-2009 12:00 AM (15 years ago)
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This is too  funny... kinda true in a way... men eh all about wanting sex....
Posted: at 18-02-2009 12:00 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- pacheco at 18-02-2009 05:25 PM (15 years ago)
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i think we give u wat u want
Posted: at 18-02-2009 05:25 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- sektor0326 at 18-02-2009 05:47 PM (15 years ago)
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u're a genius,dnt mind dem
Posted: at 18-02-2009 05:47 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- shadabryte at 19-02-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago)
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That's ok.
Posted: at 19-02-2009 12:48 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 19-02-2009 09:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: SimplyMe on 18-02-2009 12:00 AM
This is too  funny... kinda true in a way... men eh all about wanting sex....


i dey different o.... i no want sex.... Grin
Posted: at 19-02-2009 09:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lamee at 19-02-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin so hilarious and true.....................................sorry guys,but it's kinda true.many of u hav ur brains down there.
Posted: at 19-02-2009 11:21 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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