How to Tell When Someone Just Had Sex

Date: 24-11-2011 4:21 pm (12 years ago) | Author: odoyi chuks jnr
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Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you've gotten laid? Because having a honeypotl orgasm does more than just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation. In a European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgasm just by watching them walk.

But that's not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had sex. Here are a few others:

The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us getting the flushed in the cheeks look after sex -- more blood flow -- but what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact? It happens. Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me, “You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.

The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known as the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid. She has a secret that's making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had sex with a happy ending.

The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but getting seminal moisture leaking through to your pants can be an unfortunate byproduct of having sex, at least if you don’t use a condom or your partner doesn’t pull out. And it's not one of the good ways you would want someone to be able to tell that you recently had sex. Wearing a pad post-intercourse can help prevent this -- just sayin'.

The Unflappably Buoyant Mood: A post-intercourse rise in endorphins can give you a fresh perspective on the annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I’m going too slow. Cut in front of me in the check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to school. I. Don’t. Care. Thanks to a little early morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.

What's different about you after you've had sex?

 


Posted: at 24-11-2011 04:21 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- iykdon at 24-11-2011 05:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Schewwww!nonsense,u dnt hv smtin doin.
Posted: at 24-11-2011 05:08 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Hollandear at 24-11-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago)
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SMH

Posted: at 24-11-2011 07:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- baatsu1 at 25-11-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Aw do u tell if sum1 have had sex in this article u ve just written guess I just wasted my god given time reading this non-sense mtcscheew
Posted: at 25-11-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- MissyBarbie at 25-11-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago)
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Cant read >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 25-11-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago)
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missy...shebi u just lash finish now now huh

Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:01 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 25-11-2011 11:10 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?

Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:10 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ebinyi at 25-11-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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point blank
Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 25-11-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 25-11-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 25-11-2011 12:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omohwovolegend on 24-11-2011 06:26 PM
U jst wasted my time 2 read nothing.
so u wanted to know somefin Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 25-11-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 25-11-2011 11:01 AM
missy...shebi u just lash finish now now huh


Yeah.. I thought as much, she smell gun powder  Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 25-11-2011 12:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dirtykid at 25-11-2011 12:12 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 25-11-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley

Posted: at 25-11-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 25-11-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 25-11-2011 04:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 25-11-2011 05:11 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 25-11-2011 05:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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