Seven kinds of sex (Page 7)

Date: 21-02-2008 9:05 pm (17 years ago) | Author: Achonu Emeka
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- tundepals at 11-08-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago)
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MY IS NUMBER HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 10
Posted: at 11-08-2008 07:13 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- commysteve at 12-08-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago)
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One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building" The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out through his office window. While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John . PLS ….. NEVER LET STRESS GET TO U! ENJOY YOUR DAY HAPPY NEW MONTH, DO MAKE UR MONTH AND DAY G8T..... SHALOM.....
 
Posted: at 12-08-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- mazi at 13-08-2008 08:54 AM (16 years ago)
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wot abt the dodgy quickie......stolen.....hidding.....quickies.....da best....nothing attached.
u can do it in any hidden place with an admirer.....general name;.....chop and clean.
Posted: at 13-08-2008 08:54 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- vinegirl at 19-08-2008 05:35 PM (16 years ago)
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interested on urs pls
Posted: at 19-08-2008 05:35 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- shinezy at 20-08-2008 12:12 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 20-08-2008 12:12 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- chiomsx at 20-08-2008 04:52 PM (16 years ago)
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kitchen sex is great!!!! Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 20-08-2008 04:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femoraxy at 22-08-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago)
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none of d above...
Posted: at 22-08-2008 04:46 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- mbeki2008 at 27-08-2008 10:01 AM (16 years ago)
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no comment is a heavy problem more than the post my guy
Posted: at 27-08-2008 10:01 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- kasafinal at 28-08-2008 10:11 AM (16 years ago)
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thats cool its like you know alot about sex keeep up the good work its educating i like that
Posted: at 28-08-2008 10:11 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- otubella at 29-08-2008 01:30 PM (16 years ago)
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wat about inside the car, in the bush in the bathroom.................................mind is the 9th dey 1 u have in the bushahahahahahahahahahahahah
Posted: at 29-08-2008 01:30 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- otubella at 29-08-2008 01:32 PM (16 years ago)
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mine is the 10th in the bush Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-08-2008 01:32 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 1-09-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: otubella on 29-08-2008 01:32 PM
mine is the 10th in the bush Grin Grin Grin


with some bushmeat ...lol...
Posted: at 1-09-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- williewillie at 2-09-2008 05:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: chiomsx on 20-08-2008 04:52 PM
kitchen sex is great!!!! Tongue Tongue

hmmmmmmm............with knives...spoon...for  fork Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-09-2008 05:12 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- prencess at 5-09-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: achonu on 21-02-2008 09:05 PM


Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex .

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
Mine is the 11th one you know..... So funny Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Grin Grin Grin Grin

* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are
so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time.  Your sex has
gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

* This is when you have been with your partner for too long.  When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex .

* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.  She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

* You get a little each month.  But not enough to enjoy yourself.

PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.   I have enough problems of my own. 
Posted: at 5-09-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babieada at 8-09-2008 07:44 AM (16 years ago)
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lol, can't fine mine
Posted: at 8-09-2008 07:44 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- babz at 13-09-2008 03:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Why girls look beautiful!!
Posted: at 13-09-2008 03:22 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Rolinppp at 15-09-2008 09:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Don't have any kind Grin.... Maybe you could get one for me Cheesy Grin Smiley Roll Eyes Smiley Undecided
Posted: at 15-09-2008 09:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 12-10-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 12-10-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 12-10-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago)
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lazarus joke
Posted: at 12-10-2009 04:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-10-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Exactly Grin
Posted: at 12-10-2009 05:20 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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