9WAYS OF AVOIDING F9

Answers for stupid questions:
1. Some1 cals u at 2 a.m in the
night nd ask u "are u sleeping?"
Ans :no,I'm picking beans..

... 2. When its raining and som1
... notices u going out yet they ask;
are u going out in this rain??
Ans: no in the next one
3. You're making out with your
girlfriend then u start pulling her
pants den she asks; what are u
trying to do??
Ans: i want to wash them 4 u
4 They see u coming out of the
bathroom, wet; did u just have a
bath?
Ans: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
5. You standing right in frontof
the elevator on the ground floor
going 2ur office,yet they ask;
going up??
Ans: no, i'm waiting for my
office to come down and get me!
6. Your boyfriend comes home
with a bunch of flowers and u
still ask him; are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
7. You're in the toilet nd u locked
the door,som1 knocks on the
door asking; is any1 there? Ans:
No! na shit lock the
door...mts cheew!!
8. You're in the queue at the
cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees
u and asks; what are you doing
here?
Ans: i'm here to pay my school
fees!... Mumu
9. When pple see you lying down
with your eyes closed, they still
ask; are you sleeping??
Ans:No!
I'm practising to die!!

Posted: at 3-12-2011 08:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

too old

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Posted: at 3-12-2011 11:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

okey

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Posted: at 4-12-2011 05:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Lion dis one too old nahhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted: at 4-12-2011 10:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Posted b4

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Posted: at 5-12-2011 12:04 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

see dem, ina  eyes dey $hook o!
make ina manage the old soup since no new stew

Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:43 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Over old

Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 5-12-2011 01:30 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ee get wetin i wan talk

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Posted: at 5-12-2011 09:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Ok, sori! Na mistake, no be diz yeye post i wan cliq

Posted: at 6-12-2011 03:52 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie