BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR (a must read) if u can ezeigbo.

Date: 06-12-2011 8:50 pm (12 years ago) | Author: everest tobechukwu
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- at 6-12-2011 08:50 PM (12 years ago)
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BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR:
A woman has eaten so much beans a night
b4 her birthday;;;;;; Upon my arrival from
work, my husband seemed excited to see me
and exclaimed delightedly: 'Darling I have a
surprise for dinner tonight.'
He then blindfolded me and led me to my
chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just
as he was about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone rang. He made me promise not to
touch the blindfold until he returned and
went to answer the call.
The baked beans I had consumed were still
affecting me and the pressure was becoming
most unbearable, so while my husband was
out of the room I seized the opportunity,
shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It
was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front
of a pulpwood mill . I took my napkin from my
lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I let off
three more. The smell was worse than cooked
cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on like
this for another few minutes. The pleasure
was indescribable. When eventually the
telephone farewells signaled the end of my
freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more
times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and
folded my hands back on it feeling very
relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my husband returned,
apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if
I had peeked through the blindfold, and I
assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and
twelve dinner guests seated around the table
chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'
I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 6-12-2011 08:50 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skypon2002 at 6-12-2011 10:05 PM (12 years ago)
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as u faint finish wetin com happen?
Posted: at 6-12-2011 10:05 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-12-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Boko haram ============>
Posted: at 6-12-2011 10:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 6-12-2011 11:25 PM (12 years ago)
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boko haram attack am?
Posted: at 6-12-2011 11:25 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-12-2011 12:18 AM (12 years ago)
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Gbam!!!!!
Posted: at 7-12-2011 12:18 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 7-12-2011 12:33 AM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 7-12-2011 12:33 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kuteprince15 at 7-12-2011 07:09 AM (12 years ago)
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Tnx 4 posting, see u s0m oda time(yeye chief)
Posted: at 7-12-2011 07:09 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 7-12-2011 07:11 AM (12 years ago)
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posta d beans u eat affected ur medulla oblangata.
In fact pb4
Posted: at 7-12-2011 07:11 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 7-12-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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ask ram
Posted: at 7-12-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-12-2011 11:19 AM (12 years ago)
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Cool Cool
Posted: at 7-12-2011 11:19 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 7-12-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago)
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ask question,u go wear shades
Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 7-12-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Tongue
Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- funsho85 at 7-12-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-12-2011 11:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 7-12-2011 11:29 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 8-12-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago)
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zeigbo u 2 yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeeyyeyeyyeyeyeyyeyyeyeyyeyyeyeyyeyyeyeyyeyeyeyyeyyeyeyeyeyeyyeyyeyeyeye
Posted: at 8-12-2011 10:45 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy Tongue
Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 8-12-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago)
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where is my koboko
Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 8-12-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  6-12-2011 10:05 PM
as u faint finish wetin com happen?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MacDaniel at 8-12-2011 11:47 AM (12 years ago)
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lamo........lamfao.....lmyo......lmdh......so when you waku yn from the faint??? Huh?
Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:47 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-12-2011 11:49 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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