THE PARROT

A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.     
         
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went   
           
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights at moody blues. Whenever the
woman went
onto                                                                 
         
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is on     
fire, we don't need no water let the mutha-fukkah burn! Burn
mutha-fukkah,     
burn!"                                                               
         
                                                                     
           
                                                                     
           
The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler           
         
appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot 
           
yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.                 
         
This would go on all night long, every time the parrot went out.     
         
                                                                     
           
                                                                     
           
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into     
           
the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the   
           
parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need
         
no water let the mutha-fukkah burn! Burn mutha-fukkah burn!"         
         
She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that
here!!"       
                                                                     
           
                                                                     
           
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same     
         
Mutha-fukkahs that were at moody blues last night!!!                 
         
                                                                     
           

Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:22 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie

lolz

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Posted: at 20-01-2009 03:16 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

in see something na in make am closed mouth

Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

in know am 4 in mind watin in see now..no just talk say u wan see way u no know watin in see wht if na....?

Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na when u become pastor na ?.....

Posted: at 21-01-2009 01:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

na here you wan form born again? e don over you tay tay

Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Ha ha ha. The parrot is right.

Posted: at 21-01-2009 05:23 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming