THE PARROT

Date: 20-01-2009 11:22 am (12 years ago) | Author: Maggie Thomas
- at 20-01-2009 11:22 AM (12 years ago)
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A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.     
         
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went   
           
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights at moody blues. Whenever the
woman went
onto                                                                 
         
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is on     
fire, we don't need no water let the mutha-fukkah burn! Burn
mutha-fukkah,     
burn!"                                                               
         
                                                                     
           
                                                                     
           
The crowd on the dance floor would always cheer and holler           
         
appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would make the parrot 
           
yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.                 
         
This would go on all night long, every time the parrot went out.     
         
                                                                     
           
                                                                     
           
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into     
           
the choir stand with her. And when the choir started to sing, the   
           
parrot yelled, "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need
         
no water let the mutha-fukkah burn! Burn mutha-fukkah burn!"         
         
She embarrassingly corrected the parrot, "No, you don't say that
here!!"       
                                                                     
           
                                                                     
           
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same     
         
Mutha-fukkahs that were at moody blues last night!!!                 
         
                                                                     
           

Posted: at 20-01-2009 11:22 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- size1 at 20-01-2009 02:44 PM (12 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 20-01-2009 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-01-2009 03:16 PM (12 years ago)
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lolz

Posted: at 20-01-2009 03:16 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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funny....Grin
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 05:37 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- magomn at 20-01-2009 07:19 PM (12 years ago)
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rezi wetin de happen
Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:19 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 08:05 PM (12 years ago)
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in see something na in make am closed mouth
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- magomn at 20-01-2009 08:13 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin be da thing we razi see, me too, i want to see
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:13 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-01-2009 08:25 PM (12 years ago)
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in know am 4 in mind watin in see now..no just talk say u wan see way u no know watin in see wht if na....?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 21-01-2009 01:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:37 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Rezu, u dey beef this babe? c'mmon say something In JESUS NAME!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 21-01-2009 01:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 21-01-2009 01:57 AM (12 years ago)
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na when u become pastor na ?.....Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2009 01:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jettyb at 21-01-2009 08:41 AM (12 years ago)
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No b small thing be dis o..............LOL
Posted: at 21-01-2009 08:41 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 21-01-2009 01:53 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:37 PM
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Rezu, u dey beef this babe? c'mmon say something In JESUS NAME!!!!!!!!
na here you wan form born again? e don over you tay tay
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: magomn on 20-01-2009 08:13 PM
wetin be da thing we razi see, me too, i want to see
your eye neva mature reach to see wetin i dey see. so wait small make you grow up first
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 21-01-2009 05:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Ha ha ha. The parrot is right.
Posted: at 21-01-2009 05:23 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chairlady at 21-01-2009 07:11 PM (12 years ago)
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na wao

Posted: at 21-01-2009 07:11 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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