during the day while her husband
was at work. One day she was in
bed with her boyfriend and she
heard her husband's car pull in
the driveway. She yelled at the
boyfriend "Hurry! Grab your
clothes and jump out the window
my husband is home early!"
The boyfriend looked out the
window and said, "I can't jump
out the window! It's raining like
hell out there!" She said, "If my
husband catches us in here, he
will kill both of us!" So the
boyfriend grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window!
When he landed outside he was
in the middle of a "running
Marathon" so he started running
along beside the others only he
was still in the Nood, carrying his
clothes on his arm.
One of the runners asked him, "Do
you always run in the Nood?" He
answered, while gasping for air,
"Oh yes, It feels so free having the
air blow over your skin while you
are running."
The other runner then asked the
Nood man, "Do you always run
carrying your clothes on your
arm?" The Nood man answered
breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I
can get dressed at the end of the
run and get in my car to go
home!"
The runner then asked, "Do you
always wear a condom when you
run?" The nuddy answered, "Only
if it's raining.
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