Ladies ,If you could have a penis for a day......

What would you do with it? Jerk off? Have sex with as many girls you could? Just stare at it? 

This question was asked in a lady's forum and you could not immagine rhe resposes gotten 

here are some of the respones :

*I'd probably stare at it for a while and just poke it to make sure that it was actually there and then probably spend the rest of the day masterbating lol

*Play with it - because apparently that's what you're supposed to do with one...lol

*Oh oh oh! I'd stand naked in front of the mirror and flap it back and forth!

* I would have my hand down my pants all day, play with my morning wood/jack off, do that nasty dance that my hubby does sometimes with it LOL.. do my hubby in the butt because I can LOL.. then play with it somemore.. pee outside because I know it won't run down my leg.. ahh the possiblities are endless LOL

*I'd take it out for a test drive then probably do the helicopter.


*I would probably play with it all day long pee standing up because I could and harrass SO for sex non stop all the while randomly humping him because that is what he does to me. oh there are sooooo many things I would do if I could have a penis for a day!

 

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Posted: at 2-01-2012 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

tucking my third leg between my legs... this is not a good sign  .. what a way to start the new year... onyiss, surely that lost penis is not gonna be mine 

Posted: at 2-01-2012 11:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Where are ladies in d house, u should also kum & tell us ur view

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Posted: at 2-01-2012 12:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

they are coming 

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Posted: at 2-01-2012 01:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

experiment don start be dat ooo
i go know who dey reach orgasm first...so therfore,itll be tested and confirmed
1)i will really press d 2 bags wella
den ill dance with it,in front of d mirror..

Posted: at 2-01-2012 02:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

Without a thought I'd find out for my self why men like a BJ so much! 

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Posted: at 2-01-2012 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

only in yr dreams heheheheheh

Posted: at 2-01-2012 09:42 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@onyiis, I just remember what my ex-girlfriend said to me 11yrs ago. She wish if it was possible 4 her to exchange her womanhood with my manhood, she said
she would have bang me and make sure she injured my body. I ask her why, she said sometime she go home and spread her legs wide across hot water after overhauling. Unfortunately 4 her, my manhood cannot be exchange 4 anything not even my life. The reason why i chase money everywhere, live happily is because of my manhood. 

Posted: at 3-01-2012 12:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

If I had a penis for a day,it means my sense of thinking would drop and all I would begin to think of would be sex..that's what men does isn't it?

Posted: at 3-01-2012 03:39 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

You are wrong, women think of sex 100 times more than. Only that men acts it out 1000 times more that women while women pretend 10 million times more than men. Go ask sex experts, thats what studies say.

Posted: at 3-01-2012 03:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac