Fuel subsidy removal

‎FuelSubsidyRemoval
Definition : Jonathan's way of punishing Nigerian's for insulting his wife.
Effects of fuel subsidy removal include; 1.there'll nw b more pedestrians dan cars. Pedestrians on dual carriageways, cars will nw use d sidewalk:s
2.No more using of generator to watch seasonal films :'(
3.Nw some boys r gonna strt using fuel to toast chicks..''Baby take a look at my guage, I hv full tank''>:/
4. no more car accidents na ankle and knee dislocation we go dey suffer nw:&
5. New breakup line: Baby,ur haus is too far. I can't do this anymore. "Irreconcilable differences".(n)
6.guys will start posing wit 50liter kegs of petrol in pictures":/
7.babes wuld not ask for Brazillian,peruvian,indian nor Malaysian hair but a Full tank from their Boyfriends.:p
8.frank edoho on who wants to be a millionaire will be like "d next question is for 50 liters of petrol.

9.witches and wizards will carry passengers at night at affordable prices.>=)
Most importantly, Jonathan will finally have the money to send his wife to nursery school to learn learn good English

Posted: at 2-01-2012 03:09 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

skypon this one na bad market oo..50 views no comments you sef no talk na grin u grin...se d tin no funny?lol..happy new year!

Posted: at 2-01-2012 06:40 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

if them carry u guy 
the thing no go dey funny

Posted: at 3-01-2012 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie

It means you are ready for the fuel subsidy.....

Posted: at 3-01-2012 09:29 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

dem go soon declare am 

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Posted: at 6-01-2012 11:43 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

my son don dey go school with dog

Posted: at 6-01-2012 08:52 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

9ice 1

Posted: at 7-01-2012 04:45 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

be like say this naija matter no touch you

Posted: at 7-01-2012 08:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thanks to everyone that likes this post

Posted: at 8-01-2012 01:01 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Hehehe

Posted: at 10-01-2012 04:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero